Okay.

I was looking up kittens on Wikipedia as of last night. Don't ask why - it's safer... okay, I was looking for thew age cats hit sexual maturity so I could mock the shit out of a badficcer for comparing an uncharacteristically horny Aya to 'a kitten in heat' (kittens don't go into heat, dumbass, that's kind of why they're kittens not cats... and even then it's only females who come into heat in the first place). I found out my information, yes, but I found something else as well.

Specifically, I found Kitten War.

And the purpose of my post today is to pimp this site like there was no tomorrow.

I doubt it needs my help but God damn, it's Kitten War. It's the biggest and best waste of time since Live Journal or That Goddamn Korean Doll Site and I love it for it. The premise of the site is simple: choose the cutest kitten. Two kitty pictures are displayed side by side. You click on one to vote for it (or refresh the page if you really can't decide). Your vote is registered. Then another two kitty pictures will appear on the screen. Wash, rinse, repeat.

The problem is, it's goddamn ADDICTIVE. Maybe it's because it's so simple. Maybe it's because so many of the kittens are adorably, adorably cute. There's just something about pictures of fuzzy little big-eyed balls of baby cat that can keep me interested for hours. Maybe it's because I have a very simple mind. maybe it's because I don't actually want to do anything and Kitten War is a very agreeable way of achieving exactly that.

But... Kitten War, damn it! How could I resist?

I need to take a shower. Also, I need to go shopping. But I'm sitting here trying to choose between the adorableness that is Loki the Kitten and the ambulant bundle of fluff and cute that is Cupid the Kitten and occasionally going into rhapsodies over the cutest. I admit it: I need big and expensive help. But it's fun.