Anyone else remember this fanfic? You know, the really quite ridiculously stupid Kapitel summarizing crack thing I did when I first got into the fandom?

Well, how about this post?

No? None of you? That's a pity. You see, I have finally finished working on my condensed version of Weiss Kreuz Gluhen.

The reason for the delay is simple - episode 11 and episode 12 of Gluhen contain a ridiculous amount of action and an equally ridiculous amount of jumping around and were thus very hard to condense in a way that made any sense whatsoever. I only managed to complete them in the end by utterly disregarding the length limits I had imposed on myself and adding enough detail to ensure that what was happening actually made the vaguest kind of sense.

(Well, as much sense as Weiss Kreuz ever deigns to make, namely not very much sense at all. I can only transcend my subject matter so far and attempting to enforce logic on something where no logic exists is, for various reasons, Just Not Going To Happen.)

I cannot update this at the Pit due to scriptfic having been banned since I posted this thing. I don't particularly want to pull the fanfic as people enjoyed it, but at the same time I feel that drawing any more attention to it than it currently comes in for would be a really bad idea. So, the update's getting posted here, where hopefully it will provide a few giggles for those of you as like silly episode recaps.

( Weiss Kreuz Gluhen In Five Minutes )

Well, that was a bit silly. And I'm one of the half-dozen fangirls out there who actually liked Gluhen. I dread to think what this thing would have turned out like if I hadn't done, though I suspect I would never have got round to finishing this at all if I hadn't. Still, it's done now.

... Yes, I did say it was done.

Yes, you can come out from under your beds now.

Entire series summary crossposted to weiss_kreuz.