Before I start: happy (belated) birthday to plasticmonkey!

Now - memes.

Yeah, it's that time again. I want to post something but I don't want to have to think that hard about it; everybody else is doing them; I'm waiting for someone (anyone!) to come online so I can talk to them and hopefully RP with them, maybe, if the right people show up at decent times; I need to distract myself from something I am trying hard not to think about, still less whine about; I'm not in the mood for a fandom or fanfic rant; there's nothing interesting doing on the wank comms.

Which, I guess, means that it's time to post some memes on the grounds that they're marginally less boring than anything else I could choose to try and write about.

First, the Because-Everybody's-Doing-It Pie Chart Meme:

So, quietladybirman, your LiveJournal reveals...



You are... 9% unique (blame, for example, your interest in twisted schuken powerplays) and 17% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy yaoi). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are wary of trusting strangers. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 41

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 83% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!
The sad thing is that this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. No, I have no idea where I got this from - as I said, damn near everybody's doing it. Maybe I should just throw a dart at my friendslist and blame whoever it ends up nearest.

This one was stolen from weiss_badfics' friends list.

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

( MP3 Player Meme )

Plus - does anyone else remember this?

So, You Want to be a Mary Sue? (Any Fandom. Really) by quietladybirman
Name/Username:
Age:
Fandom to Violate:
Mary Sue's True Love:
Mary Sue Name:	Cassiopeia Darkwater
Luxuriant Tresses:	Vibrant deepest chocolate
Vibrant Orbs:	Soft violet when calm, blood red when angry
Captivating Personality:	Loving and affectionate
Mary Sue Power:	Recovers from serious injury with ridiculous speed
Angsty Secret:	An illegitimate child abused by her mother
Ultimate Fate:	Is betrayed by her True Love, spawning three godawful sequels
Percentage of Mary Sue Induced OOCness	73%

I'm amazed it's still around and still working... and it's been taken 16,333 times, apparently.

/selfpimp

Also, am I the only person who wishes people would stop spamming wk_icons with links to cross-posted dumps of twenty or thirty-plus icons, of which less than four actually have anything to do with Weiss? Look, if you have twenty-odd icons and two of them are actually relevant to the community, and you're posting to the community anyway - why don't you just (and it's a radical thought, I know) post the two icons which are actually Weiss-related to the community and give us a link to the rest of the goddamn icon dump if you really must pimp the rest of them in a community that ISN'T GODDAMN INTERESTED?

Also also, I heard they might be making a movie of Affinity, which is one of my absolute favoritest books (and is, in fact, currently sitting in front of me on the table). I would like to be delighted - I'd love to see it adapted, I think it's crying out for it - but most of me is absolutely terrified.

Don't let them fuck with the ending. Please, Screenwriting Gods, do not let them fuck with the ending.