There was going to be a rant in here, but then something happened that was in no way utterly goddamn predictable: I got sick. I woke up yesterday with a sore throat and now have a full-blown cold. Yup, I caught another of my Famous Summer Colds that, at a time when everyone else in the country is outside enjoying the warm weather, keeps me indoors and lying in bed feeling achy. Which, admittedly, isn't that different to what I'd do even if I wasn't ill because I HATE SUMMER. But I digress. There was meant to be a rant in here, but I'm sick, so I'm doing something else.

Namely, I am doing a Terror Meme.

I got this off pichi. Quite literally, as she found the meme then fed me the questions over AIM. The results were, I thought, funny enough that I wanted to keep them, so here is...

The 'You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet' Fandom Badfic Meme

... and actually, I have no idea what this meme is really called because it didn't come with an official title, so I made one up. As I'm not feeling my best and can think of nothing better to call it, thus it gets a Fail!Title which is horribly overdescriptive. Well, it results in a lot of crack-pairings and fic-related nonsense, so The 'You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet' Fandom Badfic Meme actually describes it pretty well. The instructions?

1. Pick twelve characters from your fandom of choice. Number them from one to twelve. Do not look at the questions until you have picked your characters, because that's cheating.

2. Once you have a numbered list of characters, go and read the questions. Replace the numbers in the questions with the name of the corresponding character on your list - so, if the question asks about Three and Nine, it is not referring to the Third and Ninth Doctors, it's asking how the third and ninth characters on the list. Unless Character Three and Character Nine are the Third and Ninth Doctors, of course.

3. Repeat ad nauseam.

In an attempt to make things more interesting, I mixed things about a bit for the sake of having fun with some less commonly-known supporting characters. Sorry, Schwarz fangirls, but I really didn't want to answer random questions about Farfarello when I could have been talking about Yuriko. Anyway my twelve characters, in no particular order, were...

01. Schuldig
02. Aya
03. Youji
04. Ouka
05. Omi
06. Akira
07. Manx
08. Ken
09. Nagi
10. Neu
11. Crawford
12. Yuriko

... and, with a list like that, you know this is gonna be full of random crack. NOW READ ON.

( Twenty-One TOP-SEKRIT QUESTIONS Under Cut. )

So, bad though a lot of Weiss Kreuz fanfiction is, it appears it could comfortably stand to get a Hell of a lot worse.