... as England got knocked out of yet another World Cup?

(Not watching the match, obviously. I knew we'd flop foul-temperedly in the quarter-finals and flop foul-temperedly in the quarter-finals we did. Say what you like about English soccer players, at least they're consistent. I'm rooting for Germany anyway.)

I was dozing on my bed with the fan on, not quite asleep, occasionally thinking extremely interesting thoughts courtesy of a terrible Weiss slashfic that actually made me very angry when I read it last night, so angry I can't even bring myself to spork it because that would mean actually reading it as opposed to just skimming it. Anyway, I'm losing my drift here - it's all in the last post I made. The one about the bad porn. It's the first of the Stupid Porn Scenarios I mocked. The one with the BDSM.

Anyway, courtesy of that slashfic, my opinion that hey, if it was done right some of the stuff therein could actually work quite well and VAST's Pretty When You Cry which has some amazingly apt lyrics which makes it into a brilliant song for Schuldich x Anyone and makes me wish I wrote songfics, I utterly ignored my nation's tribulations in Germany and instead spent a pleasurable few hours taking my OTP and my Twisted!OTP and turning them into an incredibly warped OT3. In between sleeping a lot, of course.

And another 'I can't write this, it's horribly perverted badfic!' plotbunny was spawned.

... damn you, brain. Schuldich x Youji x Ken FTW!

Totally unjustifiable, but OMG, the hot. Even so, I refuse to take it as far as writing about this stuff. If I did, I'd just have to spork it. I've got the sense to keep my truly demented fangirl fantasies to myself, the last thing the Weiss Kreuz fandom needs is yet more bizarrely OOC and illogical porn cluttering up the place. Bad Fanart, I'm coming home to you once more!

Lame slash porn is such a terribly bad influence on me.