laila
04 July 2005 @ 03:22 pm
Revenge of the Terror Meme  
Ooh, I have found a new meme. A [livejournal.com profile] kay_cricketed meme, no less. And it's in all-singing, all-dancing technicolor as well. I am fascinated by these things for what they Say about Me. Even if it's kind of inaccurate. Well, very few memes can be as all-seeing and ineffable as the wise fanfic meme which correctly called me for a Hopeless Angst Fanatic.

1. Copy and paste this into your journal: <*font color="yourusername"> <*b>yourusername<*/b> <*/font>
2. Eliminate the asterisks.
2½. Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
3. See what color you are.

Yes, let's see. Could be interesting.

quietladybirman

... blech. Don't like that much. I'm not a green person and don't want to be green just because of my LJ username. Okay, I guess that means it's time for me to cheat...!

laila

Ah, that's better. I like blue. Good, wouldn't want to have to do it with my birth name because that would be to reveal the Terrible Secret of Space by giving away what I'm actually called. Not only does that kind of negate the point of being a squirrely little Internet entity, but I don't actually like my birth name much, which some people tell me is pretty but I think sounds like the kind of name someone might have given a character in a second-rate Nineteenth-century romantic novel, not the kind of name an actual living human being type person might have. I keep wanting to change it, but I have no idea what I'd change it to.

Hey, now I want to do memes. Preferably with pictures. Of anime girls. Stupid memes.

fear my cute gothiness. )

... Oh dear.

Oh dear, I should not have started looking at the BL ones. Really. I've done this meme before and always laughed at it, and thought it was great, and somehow never quite got round to posting it. Oh my god. I know if I don't post it I'll just keep going back to it and keep on doing it and doing it until my head explodes with sheer slashiness but really oh my God. Just read the meme. I'll stop my retarded, hysterical BL fanatic's giggling sometime...

Fantasy Yaoi Scene by pathetic_krypton
Seme
Uke
SceneOn a couch
The seme willmake the uke striptease
and the uketries to be on top for once
he puts it inafter the foreplay
and they lasttwo seconds
When it's all overthey cuddle, all hot and sweaty and happy.. Aww!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

... there's a fanfic in this, I swear. Damn my coyness!

I'm going back to the cute quizzes with the anime girls, they're safer, don't make me laugh like a drain and most importantly don't end up giving me perverted mental pictures of the Youji x Ken variety that will Keep me both amused and rather, um, distracted for hours to come. I can't be doing with all this perversion! I have quite enough perverted thoughts of my own already without making them worse, Gawd I don't exactly need the help with my yaoi fantasies.

Quick, back to the cuteness. Now!

fear my... um, okay, whatever this is. )

That's better. Much. Really.

... instant fics. My fanfic cliche. Seme or uke. Best pairing... Damnation. I shouldn't even be looking at these things, I'll never get out of here this way. The stupidity, it kills me. I fear to look, and yet I cannot turn away. Never mind, I think I'm pretty much over the meme kick now, which is really no bad thing. I'm going to go eat whilst I still have all my marbles. Well. Some of my marbles--

Yaoi With Optional Guys by my_crimson_rose
The name of a guy:
The name of another guy:
These two willfeel a shiver going down their backs when they first see each other
It will taketwo hours before they make out wildly in the bathroom.
The first time they do itwill be really romantic. First they will have dinner (candlelit, of course) at home, then dessert, and after that they watch a nice movie in the sofa... they begin to kiss softly during the movie, and they're soon making out. They go to the bedroom, hand in hand, both knowing what's going to happen, and looking forward to it. They give each other tender kisses while taking off each other's clothes, and end up in bed, caressing each other softly...
and the chance they'll do it again is: 1%
They like ittender and loving.
They willenjoy every moment they spend together
andspend most of their time in bed, making sweet sweet love.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Oh my God. Just shoot me.
 
 
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