'Calico.' Bweh heh heh. That's just retarted. Really. I'd like to see a Mary Sue have the codename 'Black With White Splotches.' They could call her 'Splotchy' for short.

Scratch that- what I'd really like to see is a Mary Sue with the codename 'Tomcat.'

I don't think I'd ever be able to write something like that either. Angst, yes. Torture, no. Graphic, step by step dismemberment of my favorite character? Can I get a resounding 'Hell no!' I think I can. And I agree with you on the karma- I'm listening to it, too, despite the call of the badfic.

[I'm all for a stupid comedy fic. Especially one involving Ken, Youji, and a cupboard. Really.]